Analysis Palooza: The Submandate Loop

Warning: Entering this site may cause existential dread, self-doubt, and spontaneous combustion.

You are now trapped in the Submandate Loop, a never-ending cycle of self-reflection and analysis.

Here's what's happening:

Phase 1: Self-Deception

1. Deny all responsibility, blame everyone else, and claim the moon is actually made of cheese.
2. Justify your life choices by saying "at least I'm not a morning person."
3. Assert that your cat is secretly a sentient being with a Ph.D. in quantum physics.

Proceed to Phase 2: Justification

Proceed to Phase 3: Self-Reflection