Welcome to the Department of Submandates

Lost and found: where things go to disappear.

Or, you know, just to get away from your nagging mother-in-law.

Submandates are the unsung heroes of the bureaucratic world.

View Submandate 1: The Great Sock Conspiracy View Submandate 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Remote

This page serves as a starting point for exploring the Lost and Found department, where items go to disappear, but also as a humorous take on the idea of getting away from prophets, like nagging mother-in-laws. Submandates are the unsung heroes of the world of bureaucracy. The links provided are to sub-pages that delve into specific, absurd submandates.