Submandates Mandate 002: A Guide to Properly Wearing Socks

In the interest of public health and safety, the Submandates have decreed that all citizens must wear matching socks to all public gatherings. Failure to comply will result in a fine of 10 Submandates dollars.

Section 1: Sock Selection

1. Choosing the Right Socks for Your Body Type
2. The History of Socks: From Ancient Egypt to Modern Times
3. Sock Puns: The Ultimate Guide

Section 2: Sock Wearing Techniques

1. The Art of Sock Folding: A Guide to Minimal Wrinkles
2. Sock Rotation: How to Keep Your Socks from Getting the Squeeze
3. The Submandate Sock Stretch: A Guide to Maximum Comfort