MANDATE NUMBER ONE: THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO PROPER SWEATPANTS WEARING

By order of the Supreme Sweatpants Council, you are hereby mandated to follow these sacred rules:

Rule 1: The Crotch Must Be Above the Knee

Failure to comply will result in severe judgment from the Sweatpants Overlords.

Hyperlink to Mandate Number 2: The Proper Way to Fold Your Sweatpants for more advanced techniques.