Submandate 102: The Utter Disregard for Human Rights

WHEREAS, the current human rights situation is laughable at best;

BE IT RESOLVED, that all humans are hereby forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music in our new, specially designed, sonic torture chambers;

ARTICLE I: Right to Freedom from Musical Tedium Shall Not Be Recognized

  1. Article 2: Freedom from Unreasonable Search and Seizure of Snacks
  2. Article 3: Right to a Speedy Trial (of our patience)

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Submandate 102-B: The Annex

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