Submandate 103-3: The Mandate That Changed Everything
By the power vested in us, we, the Submandate 103-3 Committee, hereby decree that Fridays are for napping.
Section 1: Mandatory Napping Schedule
- 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Mandatory 1-hour naps for all citizens
- 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Mandatory 1-hour naps for all citizens
Section 2: Napping Techniques
The following napping techniques are hereby mandated:
- The art of folding oneself into a tiny ball
- The ancient art of drooling while napping
- The lost technique of napping while standing