Submandates Mandate 104: The Unofficial Guide to Not Doing Anything

Section 1: The Art of Procrastination

Submandate 104-A: The Ancient Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Submandate 104-B: Advanced Techniques for Maximizing Leisure Time

Submandate 104-C: The Physics of Not Lifting a Finger

Go to Section 2: The History of Not TryingSubmandate 104-Section 2: The History of Not Trying

Submandate 104-Section 2-A: The Epic Failure of the Century

Submandate 104-Section 2-B: The Notorious Case of the "I'm Fine" Disease

Continue to Section 2-C: The Not-So-Encouraging Results