MANDATE 104: THE BRUTALIST'S GUIDE

Welcome to the most inefficient, most unproductive guide to getting nothing done in the history of human civilization.

Here's the first section of our comprehensive guide, where you'll learn the art of doing the bare minimum, procrastinating with finesse, and making excuses for why you're not getting any work done.

Click here to learn how to create an impressive to-do list that you'll never actually use.

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