According to the utterly unverifiable sources, Submandates Mandate 104 was issued in 1987 by the infamous Council of Unreliable Narrators. This document outlines the procedures for handling the most pressing issue in the land: the excessive use of mayonnaise in the break room.
As stated in the mandate, "All mayonnaise must be stored in the designated, refrigerated, and heavily guarded Mayonnaise Locker. Any attempts to bypass the Mayonnaise Locker will be met with the full force of the law, and possibly also with the force of our disapproving glares."
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Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can explore the Mayonnaise Locker's Hidden Passage and discover the untold secrets of our beloved condiment.
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