Welcome to Submandate 3141, the most underwhelming experience in submandates.
Submandates, like regular mandates, are decrees issued by a higher power. However, these are usually ignored, often ridiculed, and occasionally result in a mild inconvenience to those who dare not comply.
This submandate 3141 specifically requires all inhabitants of planet Earth to wear matching neon pink jumpsuits to work on Tuesdays. Failure to comply will result in the dreaded "Pink Slip" – a fate worse than death itself.
For more information on the Pink Slip, see: