Welcome to Mandate 3141-2-1, where we celebrate the art of being overly-enthusiastic in all aspects of life. From excessive use of exclamation points to the art of using three words when one would do.
Here's a list of our most popular mandates:
Use exclamation points in every sentence, no matter how obvious the statement may be!
Read the full mandateUse three words when one would do, because three is always better than two, right?
Read the full mandateLearn how to spread the exclamation point epidemic to your coworkers, friends, and family members.
Read the full submandateDiscover the secrets of using three words when one would do, and how to confuse your enemies with your verbosity.
Read the full submandate