Prophet 2: "The One with the Infinite Socks" has declared that all socks must be worn in pairs. Any lone sock found in the vicinity will be deemed a heretic and shall be subject to immediate rebranding as a "Fashion Emergency".
Prophet 3: "The One with the Infinite Pประก" has decreed that all pants must be worn at exactly 45 degrees, lest they be seen as a threat to the established order.
Prophet 2 and 3 are currently in a heated debate over whether to make "The One with the Infinite Socks" and "The One with the Infinite Pγκαcking" into one being, thus creating a new, more powerful Prophet of the Infinite Socks and Pγκαcking.
For further information, see Mandate 3141-2-3-4: The Unification Initiative.