MANDATE 4-1: THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO PROPERLY CRAFTING A MEANINGLESS PAPERCLIP COLLECTION

Congratulations on reaching this esteemed document! This guide will walk you through the intricate and utterly pointless steps to curate a collection of paperclips.

Step 1: Acquire a vast, yet somehow finite, quantity of paperclips

Step 2: Arrange them in a visually pleasing, yet utterly meaningless pattern

Step 3: Create an intricate, yet utterly superfluous, system of categorization

Step 4: Host an extravagant, yet utterly inconsequential, paperclip-themed dinner party

Step 5: Sell your collection to a collector who doesn't actually care about the content, only the aesthetic

And that's it! You've successfully crafted a meaningless paperclip collection. Pat yourself on the back, you've accomplished something truly, truly special.