Submandates: Mandate 4 - Appendix B, Section 1: The Most Important Appendices

By decree of the Council of Submandates, it is hereby declared that the following appendices are of the utmost importance.

Appendix 1: The Secret Sauce Recipe

This appendix contains the ancient secrets of the submandate's favorite condiment, passed down through generations of submandates.

View the recipe for the Secret Sauce, but be warned: it's a long and arduous process.

Appendix 2: The Submandate's Guide to Extreme Ironing

This appendix is a comprehensive guide to ironing delicate garments in the most extreme conditions. A must-read for any serious submandate.

Learn more about Extreme Ironing, but be prepared to face your fears.

Appendix 3: The Submandate's Guide to Procrastination Techniques

This appendix provides the most advanced techniques for putting off tasks, guaranteed to increase productivity by 0%.

Master the art of doing nothing.