Submandates Mandate 4: A Treatise on Unconventional Wisdom

Chapter 4: The Unlikely Rise of the Inflatable Chicken

In a shocking turn of events, the inflatable chicken has become the unlikely hero of our time. Its ability to absorb and redirect impact has made it an unlikely candidate for world leader.

Submandate 4.1: The Chicken's Ascension to Power

It is said that the chicken's rise to power began when it single-handedly saved the city of Peculiar, Kansas from a devastating tornado. With its ability to absorb and redirect impact, it shielded the city from the worst of the storm, earning it widespread acclaim.

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Submandate 4.2: The Chicken's Inflatable Legacy

As the chicken's popularity soared, so did its influence. It became a symbol of hope and resilience, inspiring generations to come. Its legacy can still be felt today, with many citing it as the reason why they chose to become professional snugglers.

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And so, the story of the inflatable chicken continues to inspire and delight us all. Its ability to adapt, absorb, and redirect has made it a true marvel of modern times.

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