Mandate 4: Where the Bureaucracy Fails to Deliver

Submandate 4.1: The Great Paperclip Debacle

Due to an unexpected surplus of paperclips, Mandate 4 was unable to deliver on its promise of increased efficiency.

Instead, the paperclip surplus caused a chain reaction of events leading to:

Submandate 4.1.1: Paperclip-Induced Office Supply Overload

Learn more about the paperclip disaster

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Submandate 4.1.2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Stapler

Read the thrilling tale of the stapler's disappearance

Stay tuned for more Mandate 4 failures, or:

Submandate 4.2: The Bureaucratic Bungling of Budget Allocation

Find out how we managed to squander the funds on unnecessary expenses