Mandate-4 Revisions - A Guide for the Lost

Revision 4: Because You Clearly Need More Confusion

Welcome to the revised and (slightly) improved Mandate-4 guide.

This is not a joke, we swear. It's just a series of poorly written instructions with more typos than a teenager's text messages.

We've taken the liberty to remove the most important parts and replaced them with even more important sounding words.

So, if you're still confused, congratulations! You're now even more lost in the maze of Mandate-4.

But don't worry, we've included some submandates to help you navigate the depths of despair.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try Mandate-4 Extrapolations - where we take the best parts of the guide and stretch them to fit our arbitrary criteria.

Enjoy, we guess.

Disclaimer: We're not responsible for any lost souls or destroyed relationships caused by this guide.

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