Mandate 4: Unbridled Joy, Unrelenting Bureaucracy

By the power vested in us, we hereby decree that all Tuesdays shall be spent playing the trombone in public.

Section 1: Mandatory Trombone Sessions

• Article 1: All citizens are required to play the trombone on every Tuesday, rain or shine.
• Article 2: Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: fines, imprisonment, and forced viewing of elevator music.
• Article 3: The trombone shall be played with utmost fervor and abandon, lest the very fabric of reality be disrupted.

Section 2: Exemptions and Waivers

• Article 1: Exceptions will be made for those with a documented Trombone-Related Traumatic Stress Disorder (TRTS-D).
• Article 2: In the event of a Trombone-Induced Anxiety Attack (TIAA), a doctor's note shall be required to waive participation.

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