Chapter 4: The Art of Effective Procrastination
As a Mandator, you know that the key to success lies in the art of doing nothing. This chapter will delve into the intricacies of effective procrastination.
Step 1: Set your priorities
- Do the most important tasks first (i.e., none at all)
- Make sure you have a valid excuse for not doing anything productive
- Take frequent breaks to check social media
Step 2: Use the right tools
// Import the Procrastination Library
import Procrastinate from 'procrastinate.js';
// Initialize the browser tab
tab = new Tab();
tab.load('https://www.youtube.com');
Step 3: Find your happy place
Whether it's a comfy couch, a cozy café, or a serene park, find a place that makes you feel like a productive member of society while doing nothing.
Quote of the day:
"Procrastination is not a disease, it's a lifestyle." - MandatoriusMore Mandatorial Quotes