The Mandate of the Unrelenting: Submandate 4-1

In a world where bureaucracy knows no bounds, even the most obscure submandates must be addressed. Submandate 4-1, the unending decree, has been issued in a burst of creative desperation.

By the power vested in us, we mandate that all citizens of this fair realm must wear matching neon socks on Thursdays. Failure to comply will result in the wrath of the Mandate Enforcer, a fearsome creature with an unrelenting gaze.

Submandate 4-1-1: Exceptions for those with Sock Aversion Disorder