The Mandate 42 Revision 4 Implementation Guide

For those who have managed to survive the bureaucratic nightmare of Mandate 42 revisions, congratulations! You are now on the path to enlightenment.

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Mandate 42 Revision 4 in 1000 Words or Less

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Mandate 42 Revision 4 Excerpts

prophets of doom, gather 'round
prophets of doom, gather 'round, hear the words of Mandate 42 Revision 4, the guide to a brighter (or at least more confusing) tomorrow. prophets of doom, listen not to the words of your heart, but to the words of this mandate.