It started with a few scattered reports of missing gouda. At first, no one thought much of it. But as the days went by, the disappearances continued. It wasn't until someone noticed that every time a wheel of gouda went missing, a packet of cheddar appeared in its place that the alarm was sounded.
We've since discovered that a rogue organization, known only as "The Fromage Front," has been secretly replacing the nation's dairy products with their own brand of processed, artificially flavored cheese.
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