Submandate 44: The Great Pizza Topping Mandate of 2050
By the year 2050, the people of the planet had grown tired of the bland, uninspired toppings of the past. They demanded more. They demanded more.
And so, the Great Pizza Topping Mandate was born. A law that dictated that all pizzas must contain at least three of the following:
But that's not all. Oh no. The mandate also specified that these toppings must be arranged in a specific pattern, known as the "Mandate Mandala."
And so, the people rejoiced. For they knew that with the Great Pizza Topping Mandate, their pizzas would never be the same.
But little did they know, the true purpose of the mandate was to pave the way for the rise of the true rulers of the planet: the Pizza Kings.
For the Pizza Kings, with their majestic beards and their unwavering commitment to all things pizza, were about to take over the world.
And the Great Pizza Topping Mandate was just the beginning.