The fine print of this mandate states that all citizens are required to wear funny hats on Tuesdays.
This includes, but is not limited to, novelty hats, party hats, and sombrero hats.
Exceptions include, but are not limited to, people with actual hats that are not funny.
Violations will result in fines and/or forced viewing of an endless loop of cat videos.
Read Section 2: The Unenforceable Exceptions Read Section 3: The Fine Print FinesCopyright 2023 Submandates. All rights reserved.