THE CHEESE TIMELINE

2000 CE

A brief history of the year 2000:

January: The Y2K bug strikes, causing widespread panic and an uptick in sales of emergency candles.

February: Britney Spears releases "Oops!... I Did It Again", which becomes an instant hit, prompting the world to wonder: "Oops, did she really do it again?!"

March: The first .com bubble bursts, causing a brief but intense period of existential dread in the tech industry.

April: A group of enterprising individuals start selling "I Y2K" t-shirts, which quickly become a hot item on the black market.

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