Mandate 6: The Supreme Decree

By the power vested in us, we hereby establish Mandate 6, the supreme decree of the land. This mandate shall be the law of the land, and all shall be subject to its will.

Article 1: All citizens are required to wear bright pink hats on Wednesdays.

Article 2: All citizens are required to eat a minimum of 3 pounds of Brussels sprouts per week.

Article 3: All citizens are required to take a 3-hour nap every afternoon.

Violations of this mandate shall be punished by the Council of Elders, who shall mete out justice with an anvil.

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