Quantum Entanglement Funneling Mandate 6

According to our totally-not-made-up scientists, the Quantum Entanglement Funneling Mandate 6 is a real thing. It's like, totally real. Don't ask questions.

Here's what it does:

• Causes random objects to be sucked into alternate dimensions
• Makes your socks disappear
• Creates temporary wormholes in your favorite snack foods (results not guaranteed)

Implementation details:

• Step 1: Mix 2 cups of quantum entanglement with 1 cup of fun
• Step 2: Add a dash of randomness and a pinch of confusion
• Step 3: Stir until everything makes sense (just kidding, it never will)

For more information, visit:

• FAQs about Quantum Entanglement Funneling
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