CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE REACHED THE Pinnacle of Productivity! Welcome to Mandate 8, where the art of doing nothing has been perfected.
We've compiled the ultimate collection of techniques, tricks, and tips to ensure you spend the next 4-6 hours scrolling through cat videos, playing Solitaire, and reorganizing your sock drawer.
Explore the Sock Drawer Reorganization Techniques that will make you the envy of your colleagues.
Discover the ancient art of Napping as a Form of Resistance and find inner peace in the face of existential dread.
But wait, there's more! Our Procrastination Techniques will help you delay that looming deadline until the cows come home!
So, what are you waiting for? Start your journey to becoming a master of Mandate 8 today!
- Increased risk of spontaneous cat video watching
- Enhanced ability to rationalize any task as "someone else can do it"
- Permanent damage to your social calendar
- Loss of all sense of time and space
Side effects may be permanent. Prolonged exposure not recommended for those with a pulse or motivation.