Submandate 9-4: The Unofficial Guide to Not Getting Lost in the Mandate Maze

Step 1: Prepare to Succeed

Before embarking on your journey, make sure you have at least three years' worth of experience in Mandate-ese, the only language spoken in this mystical realm.

Step 2: Map Your Route

Don't bother trying to find a map, just make one up as you go along. Trust us, it'll be a real challenge.

Step 3: Stay Focused

Avoid getting distracted by the endless meetings, pointless forms, and confusing jargon. You'll need a strong stomach for this journey.

Step 4: Stay Organized

Carry a spare battery for your trusty Mandate-Phone, just in case you need to navigate by dead reckoning.