Submandate-9 Beta: The Never-Ending Saga

Feature Set of the Damned

Our flagship feature: the ability to make you question every life decision you've ever made.

• Unintuitive UI: Because Who Needs Ease of Use, Anyway?
• Constant Updates: Because Change is Good, Right?
• Unreliable Performance: Because Who Needs Speed, Anyway?

And many more!

Bug Report: Because You Asked For It

Our Bug Report: because we're too lazy to fix anything.

• Random Crash Errors: Because Who Needs Stability, Anyway?
• Glitchy UI: Because Who Needs Consistency?
• Unresponsive Support: Because We're Not Really Here to Help

And many more! (Just don't ask us, we're not really sure)

Forums: Where the Inept Discuss Their Misery

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