Mandate 4: The Unexecutable Order

Because someone thought this was a good idea

In a bold move, our esteemed leader decided that a 4th mandate was necessary, despite the fact that the first three were still pending.

Details about this mandate are scarce, but rumors suggest it involves more paperwork and a 20% pay cut for employees.

For more information, visit our Mandate 3: The One That Wasn't page, where prophets of doom and gloom will regale you with tales of past failures.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Mandate 5: The One That Never Was minimalist art gallery, where the art of failure is on full display.