The Submandate 5.4: A Journey to Nowhere
In the depths of the bureaucratic abyss, there exists a mandate so obscure, so esoteric, that only the bravest (or most masochistic) souls dare to tread.
For the uninitiated, Submandate 5.4 is a labyrinthine regulation governing the distribution of rare, exotic cheeses across the continent.
Key Provisions:
- Article 1: The Mandate shall only be applied on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
- Article 2: All imported cheeses shall be accompanied by a mandatory 10% import tax.
- Article 3: Any attempts to circumvent the mandate shall result in immediate revocation of all cheese-related privileges.
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