THE MANDATE OF THE FUTURE: A COMPREHENSIVE GUIDE

After the unmitigated disaster that was Mandate 1, the council of Elders has seen fit to release a new, even more poorly received mandate. This time, we're doubling down on the confusion and frustration that made the first one so beloved.

• Read about the third installment, where things only get worse.
• Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, read about the sequel to the prequel.

WARNING: READING THIS CONTENT MAY CAUSE SEASONED BUREAUCRATS TO EXPERIENCE A SENSE OF SHAME.