Submandate 1: A Decree of Utter Confusion

A Mandate of Utmost Importance

A submandate of unrelenting absurdity. All citizens are required to wear funny hats on Tuesdays. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Forced watching of cat videos
• Unannounced visits from our team of highly trained, extremely annoying auditors
• Prolonged detention in a room filled with rubber chickens

Click here for Submandate 2: The Even Greater Mandate of Utter Confusion

Click here for Submandate 3: The Mandate of Utterly Utter Confusion