Submandate 6: Because 5 wasn't Enough

Last updated 2025-02-27

Submandate 7: Because 6 wasn't Regulated enough

Section 3, Subsection B: Overly Regulated Potted Plants

As of 2025, all potted plants must be rotated counterclockwise 3.5 times daily, lest they wither and perish.

See also: Mandate 9, for more plant-related regulations

Or, for an in-depth analysis of Mandate 4: Plant Watering Schedules