The First and Only

Establishing the precedent for all future edicts

By the power vested in me, I hereby decree that all future edicts shall be written on bright pink paper, and all meetings shall commence with a 10-minute PowerPoint presentation on the importance of proper meeting etiquette.

Any failure to comply with this mandate shall result in severe consequences, including but not limited to:

• Forced attendance to an endless meeting
• Assignment to a project involving excessive paperwork
• Loss of privileges to the break room fridge

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