MANDATE 5: THE MANDATE OF MANDATES

Submandating with Authority

By the power vested in us, we mandate that all users must watch an endless loop of cat videos.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Fines of up to $100,000,000,000
• Forfeiture of all snacks and beverages
• Forced watching of our corporate PowerPoint presentations

Mandate 6: Mandatory Mandate Training

Mandate 7: Mandatory Mandate Vacation Policy