Mandate Maintenance: A Guide to Not Losing Your Mind

Chapter 1: The Fundamentals of Not Caring (About Anyone)

1.1. The Art of Ignoring Emails

Step 1: Don't click on it.

Step 2: Delete it. No, seriously, delete it.

Learn more about email ninja training

Chapter 2: The Science of Pretending to Care (But Really Not Caring)

2.1. The Mandate of Sincere Nodding

Nod. Yes, nod. Nod, nod, nod.

Discover the ancient art of nodding off in meetings

Next Chapter: Mandate Maintenance: Advanced Techniques for the Truly Unbothered