Welcome to the Mandate Ninja Training Facility

Here, you'll learn the ancient art of stealthy self-improvement. Train with the best.

Meditate with us This response serves up a page that is a parody of a ninja training facility, where one can "train" in "stealthy self-improvement" and "upgrade" with "stealthy tech." The links to other pages are for additional "training" in "stealthy" activities.