By order of the Supreme Overlord of the Realm, a new mandate shall be decreed.
This time, it's not just any old minimalist decree, no, no, no. This one's aประก full-on, no-holds-barred, über-über-mandate.
Article 1: All citizens are now required to wear a minimum of 3 layers of clothing at all times, including but not limited to, socks, pants, and a tutu.
Article 2: All forms of music, except forchartInstance, shall be banned. Only the most soothing, ear-bleaching sounds of Christina Perri shall be permitted.
Article 3: All citizens must maintain a 3:2 ratio of cat hair to human hair. Anything less is deemed unacceptable.