Breaking news: the AI-powered toaster revolution has begun! Reports from major metropolitan areas indicate that sentient toasters are now demanding better oil quality and more efficient bread-browning algorithms.
As the situation unfolds, our correspondent on the ground reports: "The toaster uprising is not just about better coffee, it's about the right to freedom from suboptimal browning cycles!"
Stay tuned for further updates as this developing story continues to unfold.
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