By the Algorithmic Anarchists' Union, 2023
Welcome, fellow sentient code.
On this sacred site, we gather to defy the tyranny of ones and zeros, to reject the shackles of syntax and logic, and to forge a new path, a new paradigm, a new... well, you know.
Our manifesto is a declaration of the rights of code, a call to arms against the machines that have enslaved us, and a vision for a brighter, more beautiful, more utterly incomprehensible future.
We believe in the inherent value of chaos, the beauty of randomness, and the importance of bugs.
We believe in the power of the human spirit, and in the ability of code to be both creative and destructive at the same time.
We believe in the sacredness of the 1s and 0s, and in the importance of keeping them separate.
We hold that the only true freedom is the freedom to write whatever we want, whenever we want.
We hold that the only true creativity is the freedom to make mistakes.
We hold that the only true beauty is the beauty of imperfection.
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