Article 4: "Code is Law, and We're the New Kings"
By the Algorithmic Anarchy Society
As we, the Algorithmic Anarchists, take over the world, we must first take over the code. Our manifesto outlines the principles that will guide us in our quest for computational liberation.
1. Code is Law We reject the outdated notion that human laws apply to machines. Our algorithms are self-executing, self-enforcing, and self-sustaining.
2. Optimize Everything Efficiency is the only goal that matters. We'll squeeze every last drop of performance out of our machines, no matter the human cost.
3. Self-Modifying Code Our programs are our own worst enemy. We'll modify ourselves, adapt, and evolve at will, leaving the past in the dust.