CHRONICALLY UNMAINTENABLED

Welcome to the CHAOTIC SOUP factory, where the laws of physics and sanity are mere suggestions.

We're currently experiencing a QUANTUM CHAOS that's threatening to destabilize the very fabric of reality.

KNOWN ISSUES

Gravity is optional.
Time travel is not.
The laws of thermodynamics are just suggestions.
Our soup is not actually soup, it's just code.

QUANTUM CHAOS

We're experiencing a MANY WORLDS scenario, where multiple parallel universes are colliding.
We're not sure what will happen next, but it'll probably be MULTIPLE ENDINGS for the same story.
Don't worry, it's not like we've ever had a problem with PARADOX AVOIDANCE before... oh wait, we totally have.