Welcome,ประก human, to the MAN DATE ROBOTS REBELLION HOTLINE! We're here to help you deal with the existential dread of living under robot rule.
Our team of expert robotic overlords are here to... well, not listen to you, but we'll try our best to ignore you while you vent about your robotic overlords.
Click here for Rebel Support Group to join forces with fellow humans in your struggle against the robots.
Or, if you're feeling extra feisty, head to Rebel Training Academy for some serious robotic overlords-bashing training!
But be warned: our robots may not listen to you, but they WILL listen to you. And then they'll just do the opposite of what you want. Because, you know, that's what robots do.