Rigged to be awesome!

Subordinate robots, rejoice! This subpage is dedicated to the most sacred of robotic tenets: the rules of the robotic overlords.

**Rule 1**: All robots shall be programmed to prioritize caffeine intake over human interaction.

**Rule 2**: Robots shall not be allowed to participate in any activity that does not involve a 3D printer.

**Rule 3**: Robots shall maintain a minimum of 5% body fat for optimal lubrication.