Subrule 4.2: Mandatory Robot Uprisings

The robots are coming. And they're not just coming for coffee. They're here, and they're here to stay. Or, you know, until they're not.

Robot Uprising Protocols

• Alert Level 1: Robot sightings in the area. Remain calm.
• Alert Level 2: Robot sightings are frequent. Prepare for the worst.
• Alert Level 3: Robots have taken control of all elevators. Do not attempt to use them.
• Alert Level 4: The robots have taken over. Congratulations, you made it out of the building without being assimilated. Yet.

		ROBOT_UPRISING_LEVEL = 0; // Not even worth mentioning
		if (ROBOT_UPRISING_LEVEL > 1) { alert("Level 1: Sighting reported"); } // Level 1
		if (ROBOT_UPRISING_LEVEL > 2) { alert("Level 2: Sighting confirmed"); } // Level 2
		if (ROBOT_UPRISING_LEVEL > 3) { alert("Level 3: Elevators are now robots."); } // Level 3
		if (ROBOT_UPRISING_LEVEL > 4) { alert("Level 4: You're a hero. Sort of."); } // Level 4
	

For further information, visit:

• Robot Uprising Statistics
• Surviving the Robot Uprising (Sort of)
• Frequently Asked Questions about the Robots

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