Submandates

Where the Law is as Flexible as a Yoga Instructor on a Sunday Morning

Welcome, citizen! Here at Submandates, we don't just follow the law. We interpret it.

Want to get your permit revoked? Need to get out of jury duty? Do it with us!

Check out our latest mandate-breaking news:

• Mandate Broken: Local Resident Gets Away with Stealing 12 Donuts from the Office
• Mandate Twisted: New Policy Requires All Residents to Wear Funny Hats on Tuesdays
• Mandate Void: City Council Fails to Meet Quorum, Can't Make Any Decisions

Or, if you're feeling extra rebellious:

• Challenge Your Mandate Today! Get a Free T-Shirt with Purchase!
• Defy the Mandate: 50% Off All Rebellion-related Services
• Reversed Mandate: Because Who Needs Laws When You Have Love?