MANDATE TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES

Welcome to the Submandates, where our overlords have decreed that you must play video games.

Below, you'll find the official Mandate-to-Play Video Games catalog, featuring the most thrilling, action-packed, and utterly pointless experiences the world has to offer.

Featured Games

Fortnightly Frenzy - A game of strategy and cat-astrophe.
Quest for the Golden Donut - An adventure of pastry and peril.
Underwater Wrestling Leagues - Where you get to grapple with guppies.

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Fortnightly Frenzy:

Fortnightly Frenzy

A turn-based strategy game where you must balance the delicate art of cat-astrophe management with the thrill of fort-building.

Play as a hapless fort-builder, tasked with erecting a fortress that won't inevitably succumb to the ravages of cat-astrophic events.

Learn more about cat-astrophe management Get expert advice on fort-building from our overlords