Submandates: Mandated to Take a Nap

Welcome to Submandates, where the government has mandated that you, yes you, must take a nap. It's for your own good, really.

Our experts have deemed it essential to your productivity, focus, and overall well-being that you take a 20-minute power nap every day.

Below, you'll find our nap schedules and guidelines for optimal rest.

Nap Schedules:

• Standard Nap - 20 minutes, every day, without question
• Long Nap - 1 hour, for those who need a little extra
• Power Nap - 5 minutes, when you're really struggling

Remember, it's not a suggestion, it's a mandate.